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At Melissa’s Sweet 16 Party Tonight
2 · Jun · 2007
"So, is it weird that your baby girl is sixteen years old?"
"Yes, and she’s showing too much cleavage tonight."
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"There’s this one boy that she hangs around with. He has a pool and he wants tattoos all over his body. I don’t like him. "
"Sounds just awful."
"She says they aren’t going out. Just half. Kind of. What does that mean?"
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Aunt Sheryl: "August, come here! Come here baby!"
(August runs to Ma Lynn)
Ma Lynn: "Ohhh! I'm giving you my pension!"
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Bob saying to an unnamed daughter in law: "Well, you wanted family." (Motions to crowd of obviously insane people) "You got 'em!"
Posted by Penny Rene at June 2, 2007 11:18 PM
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Ha ha! Careful what you wish for!
Posted by: Larry on June 3, 2007 11:51 AM
You note that the parents don't like too see their 16-year-old showing off cleavage or aren't overly fond of boys who want to cover half their bodies with tatoos and get their daughter alone in their backyard swimming pool. I wonder how Michael will feel about those things when the time comes? And believe me, it's coming fast.
As for the "insane" family, I know what you mean: when I came along, I had to make the same kind of adjustment to that family. Now I feel like I'm one of them. It's like Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Be careful!
Posted by: Bill Glovin on June 5, 2007 02:26 PM